Cute Things Kids Say...

After we dropped off Vicky, one of our neighborhood friends, at the shelter to eat Eliza asked: Mommy, why do we have to drive people places? Me: because some people don't have a car and can't walk that far. Eliza: why doesn't Vicky have a car?
Me: Some people don't have enough money to have a car. Eliza: Well, mommy, we have two cars, we could give one of ours to Vicky!
(oh the lessons we could learn from such sweet innocence!)

Psalter: "Pwinkle, Pwinkle wittle star..." "Mommy, I want a special pweat." (treat)

Psalter dropped something under her chair and screamed, "Argh, get it, mommy!!!" Eliza's response: "you have two legs, you pick it up." (where did she hear that?????)

Eliza while pretending to talk on the phone: "Hey Girl! Oh my gosh, you have got to be kidding. you cannot be so serious!! Oh my gosh!!"

Eliza: "Daddy, we have tongue bugs." Telling Marshall about taste buds.

Mommy: "When you learn how to spell you'll know what we're talking about."
Eliza: "Will the spell get broken later?"

"I have a bottom, but Jacob has a tail." Psalter to her Sunday school teacher.

Eliza: Jesus died for the cross for our sins. "Well, if that's what you say, I trust you God."

Eliza: Jesus asked us to have a sleepover in heaven with Him.

Psalter: A B C D E F G H I Jacob (singing)

Eliza: (sigh) I give up.

Eliza: I don't want to see your tummy, daddy. Marshall: why not? Eliza: because it's furry.

Psalter to a friend that came to visit: "my daddy and Jacob have peanuts!" "Do you have peanuts?" (BTW, he was a guy!)

Psalter reading her Bible: Jesus complained A LOT!! Diane: don't you mean the Jews?
Psalter: no, I mean Gropey. Diane: Who's Gropey? Psalter: One of Jesus' siples! (disciples)